Tuesday, 26 August 2014

CUM FUNCTION - SPECIAL REPORTS

 

 

 


10 tracks of overdriven harsh noise, searing distortion and filthy feedback with HNW elements.

Limited edition of 14 copies. Hand-stamped, hand-numbered black CDr in a black card wallet. Comes with an 8 page handmade booklet: photocopied front and back cover, with additional pages cut from pornographic magazines (each booklet is unique). Sealed with a photocopied bellyband.

01 Thug It Out
02 Really Terrible Sunburn
03 Warm Vinaigrette
04 CBT Ruined Our Office Party
05 Misdirected Anger
06 Most People Are So Fucking Stupid
07 Vomir Stole My Bin Bag
08 Unhygienic Chariot Race
09 Your Sudden Bowel Evacuation
10 The Destruction Of Satanic Ice Cream

PRICE (INCLUDING POSTAGE)

UK: £4
Rest of the World: £5


PayPal / Contact: cumfunction@gmail.com

Please email your order first before sending money.

Sorry, no trades with this release.



Sunday, 17 August 2014

VÀG / CLIVE HENRY SPLIT



Four epic Harsh Noise and Ambient Noise Walls with accompanying visual stimulation created by Clive Henry and Vàg.

Recycled VHS video cassette (PAL) with colour printed sleeve and booklet. Booklet features artwork and original Vàg art rubbing.

Clive Henry - The Pursuit of History (19:15)
Clive Henry - The Pursuit of Being (21:15)
Vàg - Delta of Venus (18:59)
Vàg - Cement Chamber (21:00)




Limited edition of 12 copies (6 copies available).

PRICE (INCLUDING POSTAGE)

UK: £7
Europe: £10
Rest of the World: £12

PayPal / contact: cumfunction@gmail.com

Please email your order first before sending money.

Sorry, no trades with this release.

Wednesday, 11 September 2013

VÀG - MUSIC FOR SMOKE-FILLED ELEVATORS


Four dark, claustrophobic Ambient Noise Walls. Choking minimalism...

Hand-stamped, black CDr with photocopied insert and plastic wallet.

01 Umbilical Coils
02 Béton Brut
03 Oxide Inhaler
04 Antonym

PRICE (INCLUDING POSTAGE)

UK: £3
Rest of the World: £4

PayPal / contact: cumfunction@gmail.com

Please email your order first before sending money.

Trades welcome.



Monday, 18 March 2013

FILTHY TURD / CUM FUNCTION SPLIT




Recycled audio cassette with double-sided A4 printed insert...
One hour of muddy folk devilry and shrieking porno noise lovingly seared onto magnetic tape.

Side A: Filthy Turd - Exaggerated Girls In A Tight Graveyard
Side B: Cum Function - Sixteenth Birthday Party Dirty Phone Call

Edition of 14 hand-numbered copies.
SOLD OUT

Friday, 11 May 2012

CUM FUNCTION - BALL GAG


Hand-painted cassette with printed label and photocopied inlay.
Includes two bonus tracks not on the original download version.

A1 Estrogen Versus Testosterone
A2 Transvestite Seizure '82
A3 Voyeur, Would Love To Meet...
B1 Elvis (Colon With Impacted Wasp Carcasses)
B2 Forced Genital Piercing
B3 Pathogenic

SOLD OUT

CUM FUNCTION - DISCRETION ASSURED


Hand-painted cassette with photocopied inlay.

A1 Beat My Cervix
A2 Lead Mask
A3 Neuralgia
A4 Elbow Deep
A5 Unusual & Exotic Interests
A6 Radiatorhead
B1 Look What You Made Me Do
B2 Vox Pops
B3 Enculeur Dans La Discothèque
B4 Kinder, Kinder, Kinder
B5 Flinching Shitter
B6 Sexual Anatomy For Pro-Ana
PRICE (INCLUDING POSTAGE)

UK: £4
Rest of the World: £6

PayPal / contact: cumfunction@gmail.com

Please email your order first before sending money.

Trades welcome.

CUM FUNCTION - DRAG KING LAXATIVE


Hand-painted CDr with photocopied insert and plastic wallet.

01 Fear Of Needles
02 A Catastrophic Failure
03 Annotation With Soiled Panties
04 Cell Slave
05 Rage Against The Washing Machine
06 Seduced By Mysophiliacs
07 The Creation Of Satanic Ice Cream
08 Pure #2
09 Piss, Shit, Rock & Roll
10 Five Week Headache
11 Poor Excuse For A Human Being
12 Confessions Of A Serial Abortionist
13 Don't Play On The Waste Ground

PRICE (INCLUDING POSTAGE)

UK: £2
Rest of the World: £4

PayPal / contact: cumfunction@gmail.com

Please email your order first before sending money.

Trades welcome.